The Crap Blog Detective is a calm and serene man who never flinches in the face of adversity. As you know I am a very busy man and in my line of work I strive to be as efficient as possible. Unfortunately my work is often hindered by the abhorrence which is known in jargon as "word verification". Many bloggers are delaying my sage advice by using this obnoxious and pointless security measure.
For those of you who have submitted a desire for me to review your blog, I am asking for patience. I am well aware that you consider my advice worth waiting for.