Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Stupid Twat Blog


Nothing annoys me more than a blogger acting like a stupid twat. Check out this blogger and his yellow brackets - he has posted a remarkably stupid entry about basically nothing: http://boy-on-a-bike.blogspot.com/2009/12/stupid-twat.html.
Here he goes - he's gone hard right and he's about to post his blog the wrong way, oblivious to traffic coming to his webpage. No wonder the Crap Blog Detective gets shitty.

He's hard to see against the dark background, but trust me, he's in that yellow box.

Here's a screen dump of one of my least favourite twats on the internet.

It just goes to show that fitness, strength and stamina will burn off most twats any day of the week. It would not surprise me to see twat under a bus one day. CBD rating - zero.

18 comments:

  1. One can only wonder what kind of errant manouvres this guy was performing in his car whilst taking 63 pictures of the cyclist.

    Twat

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  2. Yes, and his blog is about as dull and sanctimonious as yours. Why do you prats bother? You both have no writing skills and nothing to say - no imagination, no talent, in other words. Give it all up and spend more time reading science-fiction comics. Please.

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  3. I always look forward to your posts, CBD, and you have not disappointed me.

    The above is about as inconequential as you can get. But then aren't we all? my own posts, for instance, are soley about fags - or as good as. But then i think smokes are a far more interesting subject than bikes and lacklustre photographs.

    xxxxxx

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  4. you are so pathetic it makes me sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  5. This blog probably could've been a lot more than it seems to be. I think it's a shame, I enjoy these snippets of writing that dig their nails into twats, only if executed well. You seem like someone who wants to be one of THOSE bloggers who becomes popular due to their razor sharp wit and relevant, biting comments. The irony behind you calling me a "Never-was" as opposed to a has been is as striking as it is sad. Here's the obligatory mindless complaint: OMFG UR A LOSER STAY AWAY FORM MY BLOG!!!!!!

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  6. Happy Christmas Crap Blog Detective - wherever you are xx

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  7. I gave you a sunshine award today...


    http://nellid-settingupmylabel.blogspot.com/2010/01/what-wonderful-week-i-have-had.html

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  9. Really, it was said best by someone who is not me:
    ˙ןɐʇǝ ʇoo ʍǝɹǝ ʍǝ qǝɔɐnsǝ ıupǝɟıuıʇǝןʎ ʇɹɐɾǝɔʇoɹʎ pǝsʇɹnɔʇıʌǝ ʇɥǝıɹ ou ɔouʇıunǝ ɾnsʇ ןן,ʇɥǝʎ ɐup nupǝɹsʇɐup ʇ,ʍou ʇɥǝʎ ɐup ɐןɹǝɐpʎ pɹnuʞ ʇoo qǝ ןן,ʇɥǝʎ ɯɐʎqǝ oɹ ˙ıuʇǝɹuǝʇ ʇɥǝ ou sʇɹɐuƃǝɹ ɐ ɟɹoɯ ıusnןʇ ɐu oʌǝɹ ɟoop ɾnuʞ ɐup ɐןɔoɥoן ʍıʇɥ ןıʌǝs ʇɥǝıɹ ɹnıu ʇo pǝɔısıou ʇɥǝıɹ ɹǝʇɥıuʞ ʇɥǝɯ ɯɐʞǝ ʍıןן ʇɥıs ɐup ɹǝɐן ɟoɹ ıusnןʇǝp qǝıuƃ ɐɔʇnɐןןʎ uǝʌǝɹ ʍǝɹǝ ʇɥǝʎ ʇɥɐʇ ɹǝɐןızǝ ɐup ɔoɯɯǝuʇs ʎonɹ sǝǝ ʍıןן ʇɥǝʎ ʇɥǝu qnʇ ɔɹǝɐɯ ıɔǝ oɟ ɔɐɹʇou ǝuʇıɹǝ ɐu ǝɐʇıuƃ ɐup pɹıuʞıuƃ qıuƃǝ qʎ ɥǝɐןʇɥ ɟɹɐƃıןǝ ʇɥǝıɹ pǝsʇɹoʎ ʇɥǝʎ ʍɥıןǝ ɯısǝɹʎ oʍu ʇɥǝıɹ ıu ɹǝʌǝן ʇo dɐƃǝ s,sdɐɯɯǝɹ ʇɥıs ʇo qɐɔʞ ɔoɯǝ ʍıןן ɯǝ ɐs sɯɐɹʇ ɐs ʇ,ɐɹǝu ʍɥo dǝodןǝ dooɹ ʇɥosǝ oɟ soɯǝ ɯɐʎqǝ ʇɥɐʇ ıs sɐʎ ʇo ʇɹʎıuƃ ɐɯ ı ʍɥɐʇ

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  10. I tink, perhaps, that you fell down a bit on this one. Your blog is usually such an unerringly good divining rod, pointing to blog content that I might enjoy that I've come to rely on it.

    This one actually is a bit boring and pointless.

    Are you changing tactics since I last visited and now actually going pointing out poor blogs?

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  11. It's cute because your blog is literally about nothing. You make yourself look like a silly twat by obnoxiously posting on other people's blogs. Oh, the irony!

    <3Gneisha

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  12. wow, you're a real debbie downer... i suppose the real irony is that your pessimism is getting you the attention which you so desire, otherwise you wouldn't have a blog if you hated blogs so much.
    good luck with that, but why not go outside or something?

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  13. God. From what I've heard of this guy, I would of expected him to at least TRY and make a good blog himself.

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  14. I'm with Bloody Gneisha on this one. I must hand it to you: your blog is clean and aesthetically appealing, but it's vapid. Like a hooker that's dead on the inside, it lacks substance.

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  15. OH. My. Goodness. Have you never, ever, EVER read your own blog??? Do you realize how completely, totally, unforgiveably rude and hypocritical and STUPID you are being!?!??? My gosh, take a look at what you write and how mean you are and have a kid or two and love then and think, ney, KNOW that they are cute and then you come back here and you type what you always do. Cold hearted is all I can call you without using profanity. Get off your high horse, CBT. Off it.

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  16. The House of Representatives shall be composed of Members chosen every second Year by the People of the several States, and the Electors in each State shall have the Qualifications requisite for Electors of the most numerous Branch of the State Legislature.

    No Person shall be a Representative who shall not have attained to the Age of twenty five Years, and been seven Years a Citizen of the United States, and who shall not, when elected, be an Inhabitant of that State in which he shall be chosen.

    (Representatives and direct Taxes shall be apportioned among the several States which may be included within this Union, according to their respective Numbers, which shall be determined by adding to the whole Number of free Persons, including those bound to Service for a Term of Years, and excluding Indians not taxed, three fifths of all other Persons.) (The previous sentence in parentheses was modified by the 14th Amendment, section 2.) The actual Enumeration shall be made within three Years after the first Meeting of the Congress of the United States, and within every subsequent Term of ten Years, in such Manner as they shall by Law direct. The Number of Representatives shall not exceed one for every thirty Thousand, but each State shall have at Least one Representative; and until such enumeration shall be made, the State of New Hampshire shall be entitled to chuse three, Massachusetts eight, Rhode Island and Providence Plantations one, Connecticut five, New York six, New Jersey four, Pennsylvania eight, Delaware one, Maryland six, Virginia ten, North Carolina five, South Carolina five and Georgia three.

    When vacancies happen in the Representation from any State, the Executive Authority thereof shall issue Writs of Election to fill such Vacancies.

    The House of Representatives shall chuse their Speaker and other Officers; and shall have the sole Power of Impeachment.

    Section 3 - The Senate

    The Senate of the United States shall be composed of two Senators from each State, (chosen by the Legislature thereof,) (The preceding words in parentheses superseded by 17th Amendment, section 1.) for six Years; and each Senator shall have one Vote.

    Immediately after they shall be assembled in Consequence of the first Election, they shall be divided as equally as may be into three Classes. The Seats of the Senators of the first Class shall be vacated at the Expiration of the second Year, of the second Class at the Expiration of the fourth Year, and of the third Class at the Expiration of the sixth Year, so that one third may be chosen every second Year; (and if Vacancies happen by Resignation, or otherwise, during the Recess of the Legislature of any State, the Executive thereof may make temporary Appointments until the next Meeting of the Legislature, which shall then fill such Vacancies.) (The preceding words in parentheses were superseded by the 17th Amendment, section 2.)
    hyperbole and a half rules!! and your just plain mean

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  17. God. From what I've heard of this guy, I would of expected him to at least TRY and make a good blog himself.

    http://www.detective-maroc.com

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  18. Twat of the month http://twatwatcher.blogspot.co.uk/2015/05/twats-on-wheels.html

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