I pity you, you pointless bloggers. Your blogs are a confused vomiting of thoughts that are so worthless, so extremely boring and so nauseatingly monotonous that it should be made law that if you have nothing interesting to blog about, then do not blog at all. Please close down your 486, leave the basement, and find something interesting to share, rather than typing about the most meaningless and trivial things.
Worse still, there are people who sift through the regurgitated nonsense and add their own opinion in the form of comments. What qualifies them to add an opinion on someone's pathetic life? The reason they blog about their pointless and meaningless life is that no-one within breathing distance gives a toss about them. Yet by commenting on this undiluted filth people give them the oxygen of encouragement to continue. Furthermore, they are most probably completely unqualified to comment about any subject other than counting the number of fingers they possess on one hand.
Since my absence, I had hoped to see an improvement in the blogging world. I had hoped my carefully crafted reasoned and compassionate advice would have done marvels and raised the bar for blogging excellence. Instead I find that the reverse has happened. Without my support, the socially-unaware misfortunates have fallen back into their old sorry ways.
Humorously, there a number of comments on my previous posts from servile self-seeking sycophants advertising the warblings of a bipolar banshee. These hopeless cries for my attention will merely be laughed at.
Time to get to work….